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Just In Case You Lost My Number Gift Tag
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Lube the mind. Or the body. Wait, what? Lather the body. Not lube. Freudian slip. So the wordsmith’s well h…
Black licorice scented Net Weight: Approximately 4.75 oz. Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade,…
Nothing fancy here. If you’re like us, you don’t have any cool-sounding afflictions like bipolar diso…
People suck. That’s why you prefer to stay inside with your stuffed animal collection. But even enjoying yo…
Smells like an 8-dollar coffee. We don’t know about the rest of you, but smug mofos deserve their own islan…
Stands up to repeated hand washings. We get you. We really do. That's why we know you need loads of soap arou…
It's 4:20 somewhere.... Of course it’s always 4:20 in Colorado. But for the rest of us, it’s stil…
Smells just like your beard. Ah, hipsters. An almost completely passé concept at this point. But if we mad…
Or dictator wannabes. If you want to be the supreme leader of anything, you’re going to need your own army.…
Dirty science. Geeks may be immune to sarcasm, but they’re not immune to dirt. At least we don’t *thi…
Remember back when you were the shiznit? Just ask anyone who’s ever seen Mad Men: white guys used to rule. …
Lemongrass and sage scented Net Weight: Approximately 4.75 oz. Note: Because all of our soa…
Blame it on the soap! If you can’t think of a better way to start your morning than with a tall glass of gi…
Net Weight: Approximately 4.75 oz. Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars a…
Booze and takeout. If that’s your idea of a perfect day, welcome to the club! Hey. It’s not like we c…
Narcissist much? We all know that you can make kissy lips. We’ve seen it more than a thousand times now. We…
Mojito scented Net Weight: Approximately 4.75 oz. Note: Because all of our soaps are handma…
Smells like a fling. There’s nothing worse than breaking up, aside from immediately trapping yourself in an…
Gum and tobacco scented Net Weight: Approximately 4.75 oz. Note: Because all of our soaps a…
Barely creepy, just like you. Stalkers get a bad rap. It’s not easy spending half the night perched on a fl…
Pre-mixed margarita scented Net Weight: Approximately 4.75 oz. Note: Because all of our soaps are hand…
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