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Soap for Smug People

Soap for Smug People

$8.00

Smells like an 8-dollar coffee. We don’t know about the rest of you, but smug mofos deserve their own islan…

Soap for OCD

Soap for OCD

$8.00

Stands up to repeated hand washings. We get you. We really do. That's why we know you need loads of soap arou…

Soap for Plain Old Depression

Soap for Plain Old Depression

$8.00

Nothing fancy here. If you’re like us, you don’t have any cool-sounding afflictions like bipolar diso…

Soap for Stoners

Soap for Stoners

$8.00

It's 4:20 somewhere.... Of course it’s always 4:20 in Colorado. But for the rest of us, it’s stil…

Soap for Hipsters

Soap for Hipsters

$8.00

Smells just like your beard. Ah, hipsters. An almost completely passé concept at this point. But if we mad…

Soap for Introverts

Soap for Introverts

$8.00

People suck. That’s why you prefer to stay inside with your stuffed animal collection. But even enjoying yo…

Soap for Debbie Downers

Soap for Debbie Downers

$8.00

  Black licorice scented Net Weight: Approximately 4.75 oz. Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade,…

Soap for Writer's Block

Soap for Writer's Block

$8.00

Lube the mind. Or the body. Wait, what? Lather the body. Not lube. Freudian slip. So the wordsmith’s well h…

Soap for Evil Dictators

Soap for Evil Dictators

$8.00

Or dictator wannabes. If you want to be the supreme leader of anything, you’re going to need your own army.…

Soap for the Formerly Employed

Soap for the Formerly Employed

$8.00

Booze and takeout. If that’s your idea of a perfect day, welcome to the club! Hey. It’s not like we c…

Soap to Inspire a Rebound

Soap to Inspire a Rebound

$8.00

Smells like a fling. There’s nothing worse than breaking up, aside from immediately trapping yourself in an…

Soap for White Guys

Soap for White Guys

$8.00

Remember back when you were the shiznit? Just ask anyone who’s ever seen Mad Men: white guys used to rule. …

Soap for Black Sheep

Soap for Black Sheep

$8.00

    Net Weight: Approximately 4.75 oz. Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars a…

Soap for Underachievers

Soap for Underachievers

$8.00

  Pre-mixed margarita scented Net Weight: Approximately 4.75 oz. Note: Because all of our soaps are hand…

Soap for Geeks

Soap for Geeks

$8.00

Dirty science. Geeks may be immune to sarcasm, but they’re not immune to dirt. At least we don’t *thi…

Soap for Frenemies

Soap for Frenemies

$8.00

    Lemongrass and sage scented Net Weight: Approximately 4.75 oz. Note: Because all of our soa…

Soap for Lotto Players

Soap for Lotto Players

$8.00

    Gum and tobacco scented Net Weight: Approximately 4.75 oz. Note: Because all of our soaps a…

Soap for Boozers

Soap for Boozers

$8.00

Blame it on the soap! If you can’t think of a better way to start your morning than with a tall glass of gi…

Soap to Help Prevent Selfies

Soap to Help Prevent Selfies

$8.00

Narcissist much? We all know that you can make kissy lips. We’ve seen it more than a thousand times now. We…

Soap for Stalkers

Soap for Stalkers

$8.00

Barely creepy, just like you. Stalkers get a bad rap. It’s not easy spending half the night perched on a fl…

Soap for Gray Areas

Soap for Gray Areas

$8.00

    Mojito scented Net Weight: Approximately 4.75 oz. Note: Because all of our soaps are handma…

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